They were all such a motley crew
She scratched her head "hmmm, what to do?"
She saw that one was wearing one shoe
And another had decided to paint his face blue
The stubby one liked his one eye patch
He growled when another tried to snatch
The tall one was a bag of bones
His smile showed teeth that were on loan
The bald one giggled which made her laugh
Which made the tall one's neck giraffe
Then came Popeye with his male cans
He kept ranting "IyamwhatIyam"
Finally she worked out what to do
She sat them down despite their bah bah moo
She whipped out her cards few by few
Grinning, "Alright lads, let's play Big Two!"