When He first looked in the mirror
During His routine brushing teeth
The sight He saw made Him splutter
Revealed a secret beneath His sheath
She looked right back at Him
With mouth frothed up in foam
Equally surprised to see Him there
She thought She was alone at home
They sized each other up suspicously
Spitting foam into their washbasins
Rinsing their mouths squeaky clean
Peered closer to get a good face in
They both smiled together at each other
Happy they were no longer alone
He thought "Geez, what a cliffhanger!"
"I've finally found my doppelganger!"