There once was a man that was very old and frail
He lived in a house and his skin was very pale
He lived with some rats he kept under his mattress
He used to be a baptist
One night he had an awful fright,
he had sat on a rat and it gave him a bite
Everyone else thought is was cyanide.
The doctors whom found he had died
Thought they would give him a ride
But to the medic's surprise The man was alive
But he was caught in a certain refrain After his experienced pain
Later that night he caught another fright And died on an aeroplane.