I opened the curtain and out of the blue, a cat stuck a mouse to the window with glue. "I'll save it for later the cat quietly said. Now I'm just sitting here scratching my head. The cat came back a few hours later with a belly the size of the equator. Although the mouse was still there, hanging by glue the cat said: "I don't want it now, how about you?"
The cat was kicking a dog in the butt, so he started holding his gut, he was black and blue but if the cat only knew, he was full of you know what.
So the dog let it out in his face, the cat said: "I gotta get out of this place!" So he snuck out of town while wearing a frown, hoping he wouldn't get chased.
Well, the cat he was hungry again, yes it happens every now and then. So he looked for a rat, that was nice and fat, in the rat's old smelly den.
The cat tried to eat the tail, but found it was big as a whale, yeah this was a mouse as big as a house, but the cat wasn't going to fail.