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The Crazy Cat

Date Written: November 8, 2017
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I opened the curtain and out of the blue, a cat stuck a mouse to the window with glue.

"I'll save it for later," the cat quietly said. Now I'm just sitting here scratching my head.

Then the cat came back a few hours later with a belly the size of the equator,

although the mouse was still there hanging by glue the cat said: "I don't want it now, how about you?"

It's a crazy, crazy, cat, and he wears a crazy hat. He's got friends in all places and the only thing he'll chase is his tail but I bet you guessed that.

The cat was kicking a dog in the butt, so he started to hold his gut,

his rear was black and blue but if he only knew the dog was full of you know what.

Then the dog let it out in his face, he said I gotta get out of this place!

So he snuck out of town while wearing a frown and he did it with such a big haste.

It's a crazy, crazy cat, no one knew he was crazy like that.

He left a big log and blamed it on the dog right on the front doormat.

Well, the cat he was hungry again, yes it happens every now and then.

So he looked for a rat, that was nice and fat, in the rat's old smelly den.

The cat tried to eat the tail, but found it was big as a whale,

yeah, this was a mouse as big as a house, but the cat wasn't going to fail.

It's a crazy, crazy cat, he never knows where he is at,

yeah, he rides in his boat, too bad it doesn't float, because he is big and fat.

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