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THIS IS CITY DRIVIN'

THIS IS CITY DRIVIN'

See that bloke sticking out his middle finger
at the blue Volkswagen, leaving it to linger
followed by vicious verbal abuse very loud
as a storm brewed inside an angry cloud

This is city drivin'
ain't no jivin'
''f*ck ya pr*ck!''
''Move it ya d*ck!''
''Out of my way!''
hear it every day

This is city drivin'
ain't no jivin'

See that sheila talking on the mobile phone
as she drives to get her puppy dog a bone
just missing the Lycra riding a purple bike
three times, the curb, she did nearly strike

This is city drivin'
ain't no jivin'
''Whatcha ya doin'!''
''I'm f*ck*n'' suing!''
''Out of my way!''
hear it everyday

This is city drivin'
ain't no jivin'

See that idiot speeding along Main Street
'doof doof' music from his vehicle did bleat
right through a red light fast as he could go
until he crashed into the council's backhoe

This is city drivin'
ain't no jivin'
''What the f*ck!''
''Stupid Schmuck!''
''Out of my way!''
hear it everyday

This is city drivin'
ain't no jivin'
See that bus driver rudely pushing through
and the old stressed arrogant taxi driver too
honking horns at each other so aggressively
each angry toot getting louder progressively

This is city drivin'
ain't no jivin'
''Lump of dog doo!''
''Get f*ck*d, you!''
''Out of my way!''
hear it everyday

This is city drivin'
ain't no jivin'

See that old drunk veering from side to side
from the breathalyser he is trying hard to hide
but instead he crashes into a telegraph pole
then he exited and went on a leisurey stroll

This is city drivin'
ain't no jivin'
''Oh, f*ck*n' hell!''
''What's that smell!''
''Out of my way!''
hear it everyday

This is city drivin'
ain't no jivin'

See that delivery truck driver blocking the road
so he can take his time to disembark his load
ignoring the noise of the traffic being held up
especially when he sat to drink tea from his cup

This is city drivin'
ain't no jivin'
''Wanker b*tch!''
''f*ck*n' jock itch!''
''Out of my way!''
hear it everyday

This is city drivin'
ain't no jivin'

See that stress released above the traffic fumes
creating dark clouds of much doom and glooms
energy burnt unnecessary, tiring them for work
while all the country folk watch them and smirk

This is city drivin'
ain't no jivin'
''City f*ck*rs!''
''bloodsuckers!''
''Don't come our way!''
hear it everyday

This is city drivin'
ain't no jivin'

Yes this is city drivin'
sure ain't no jivin
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THIS IS CITY DRIVIN', by Mick Reid 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
THE TRUTHFUL CRITIC More than 1 year ago
sounds like my city 
THE TRUTHFUL CRITIC More than 1 year ago
london
Mick Reid More than 1 year ago
heehee thank you :)
TODD TODD More than 1 year ago
ok
Mick Reid More than 1 year ago
thank you :)
Mick Reid More than 1 year ago
:)
Lana Wesley 6 days ago
Love it
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