Oh the shame.
I confessed to a monk I'm as drunk as a skunk and I smelt like a skunk as well
I crossed my legs, hoped for the best, but alas I failed to pass the test,
I ran to the lav much too late, I wet my pants for goodness sake.
Sixteen percent intoxicated I drank another beer
I tried to stand but tumbled down landing on my rear
oh the shame, the drink's to blame, I swear I'll never drink again.