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I'm hiding all the WMD's, 
Behind the back seat of my SUV. 
Laughing at Bushy's incompetency, 
As he wipes his rear with the stars and stripes. 
More fighters in the war are scarred and die, 
Born to be an IED suicide. 
Sights set between Iraq and Iran next, 
Guy's gonna get the whole wide world vanquished. 
Thank the CIA for training Hussein, 
Thanks for making OBL the new game. 
All paid for by taxing our USA, 
Boss hog Bush planned it out back in his day. 
Bought the Y2K Oval Office space, 
With antigrav chads freaked out in Jeb's state. 
It's a real political victory; 
Honing the limited democracy, 
Oligarchy sittin in Bushy's seat!

 All the Jews spotted nine eleven's clues, 
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It was a chilly February morn
I was a smokestack my breath billowed from
A layer of permafrost creased my skin
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Never worn Prada or bought a Gucci product yo
Walmart top to bottom, saw a diamond once but
it was just cubic zirconia, Armani, Versaces,
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Today I telejumped across a rainbow
just to find its pot of gold to
Robin Hood with those who needed
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Say hey kids! How about that President? When'd they 1st
start lettin dumba$$es run the Oval Office? Huh, let's
think, pry round the same time ye old electoral college
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Started during the ancient Roman times,
A holiday honored Goddess Hera.
In favor of the Lovers, Gemini...
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It's not the goal of a technically superior species to
bombard a curvature source, like Earth, from orbit with
lasers blazing or quantum torpedos launched at eminent
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All the doggy dogs chase the kitty cats
And all the kitty cats stalk the chirpy birdies
And all the chirpy birdies peck the squirmy wormies
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Beware ye feelings,
for they'll predict thine speeches.
Carefully select ye speeches,
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I peep thee on the flat screen, ye saturate my plasma,
this's mean yet if we dueled with light sabers
I'd cauterize thy soul, just going by my code,
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