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  November 2023     6 months ago

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A Waitress Determines If Men Can Multitask !

Lifting my skirt tae adjust my stocking
I ask the age auld question sae mocking
“Do you prefer your fresh fish wi’ batter?”
An’ insteid o’ twa cogs clunk the gaithers
I heard fowr cogs gang clunk, crash, clunk, clatter -
Answer’s the same, as...

– by Deek Robertson

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