Pharma's New Pill

Pharma's new pill,
cures every ill.
It will keep you young,
it will make you slim,
no anxiety or depression.
You will no longer age,
it will be all the rage.
you wont even need,
to eat or breathe.
Death sure cures all disorders.
 100 dollars a pop
and on time off you drop
to the delight of the shareholders.