The M'Camley Mixture



Jack M'Camley,
        Lank and long,
     Ox-persuader,
        Billabong.
     Bluff and hearty
     Sort o' party,
Got the "blanky" habit strong!

     Says the parson,
        Bright old bird,
     "Why'd you use that
        Horrid word? -
     (Jack looked grinful) -
     Not say sinful,
But most vulgar and absurd!"

     "It's the blanky
        Church, betwixt
     You and me, that
        Got me fixed!"
     Says M'Camley,
     "In our fam'ly
Things is all so blanky mixed!

     "There's me father -
        Whoa back, Dick! -
     Church o' Blanky
        England, stric'!
     There's me mother
     And one brother,
Roman-Blanky-Catholic!

     "But me sister -
        Way, you Stan!
     Don't them bullocks
        Rile a man?
     Kilts enticed her,
     Went and spliced a
Presby-Blanky-terian!"

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Submitted on May 13, 2011

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Scheme ABCBDDB EFGFAAF BHGHAAH CIBBCCI CJXJCXE
Closest metre Iambic dimeter
Characters 787
Words 112
Stanzas 5
Stanza Lengths 7, 7, 7, 7, 7

William Thomas Goodge

William Thomas Goodge (28 September 1862 – 28 November 1909) was an English writer and journalist, who arrived in Australia in 1882, after jumping ship in Sydney. He worked in various jobs in New South Wales, including as a coal-miner, until he was engaged to write for "The Tribune" in North Sydney, a small weekly associated with the "Daily Telegraph". From there he was chosen by Harry Newman (Member of Parliament and newspaper proprietor) to edit "The Leader" newspaper in Orange, NSW. Goodge remained in Orange, becoming part-owner of "The Leader" at some point, until in the early 1900s he returned to Sydney and began writing for that city's newspapers, especially "The Sunday Times". Goodge was first married on 21 January 1892. His wife died 3 January 1895 of typhoid, leaving behind two children. Sometime later he remarried and had another child. Goodge died on 28 November 1909 in North Sydney. During his writing career, Goodge wrote mainly light-verse poems and short stories. Although he did have one novel, The Fortunes of Fenchurch, serialised in the pages of The Sunday Times, the book was never published separately. His best known works were "The Great Australian Adjective", and "The Oozlum Bird". Norman Lindsay, who illustrated the reprint volume of Goodge's only poetry collection, considered the poet better than C. J. Dennis. "Goodge, with his Hits! Skits! and Jingles!, is a much better light-verse writer than Dennis, and his book should be reprinted."  more…

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