P's And Q's
Stuff you, yes stuffing you, you stuffing stuff,
stuff off, yes stuff off and stuff you, you stuff.
O' stuff you, you stuffing hat, just stuff off,
eat poop and scream like a stuffing halfwit
then pee your stuffing pants, o' and poop too,
it will make you a nicer stuffing stuff.
What a stuffing bum wipe, you stuffing runt,
stuff off and cry in some dead stuffing end.
Mind your p's and q's please, or just stuff off
and never stuffing come back, you sad stuff.
Thank you, and goodnight, you stuffing sick stuffs,
you have been a wonderful audience.
No, I will not do a stuffing encore,
this stuffing song's dead, stuff off home and rate.
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Submitted on September 22, 2010
Modified on April 30, 2023
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | AA BCXA CX BA XX XX |
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Closest metre | Iambic pentameter |
Characters | 626 |
Words | 118 |
Stanzas | 6 |
Stanza Lengths | 2, 4, 2, 2, 2, 2 |
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