Analysis of FEMALE CHAUVINIST SOWS



Female chauvinist sows
Are now running Melbourne town,
Fighting against equality
Fighting to keep men down.

Melbourne once was free
But now an evil matriarchy rules,
What chance has justice got when
We're run by female chauvinist fools.

The Gestapo helps to keep men down
To keep the bludger gender in charge,
So equality doesn't have a chance
While female chauvinism is at large.

The Bitch-Queen-Fuehrer tells us that
"Men are merely second-rate,
That's why they all must be brought down
Before it is too late!"

Justice fled Australia long ago
There is no equality for men now,
As Negative Action helps to prop up
The evil female chauvinist sows.

She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed
Demands complete male subservience,
"To make Australia great," she says,
"We must have female dominance!"

So with no chance of fairness left
Youth suicide is now sky-high,
But rather than bring equality back
The B-Q-Fuhrer will let young men die.

If only women would fight for men
The way men once fought for them,
Then, despite the Bitch-Queen-Fuhrer
We might get equality back again/

THE END
© Copyright 2021, Philip Roberts
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Scheme ABCB CDED BFXF XGBG XXXA XHXH XIXI EXXE XXX
Poetic Form Tetractys  (20%)
Metre 11001 1110101 10010100 101111 10111 111101001 1111011 11111001 001011111 11011001 1010010101 11100111 0111111 1110101 11111111 011111 101010101 1110100111 1100101111 01011001 111101 010110100 11010111 1111100 11111101 1101111 1101101001 0111011111 110101111 0111111 10101110 1110100101 01 101010 100100010
Closest metre Iambic tetrameter
Characters 1,129
Words 191
Sentences 8
Stanzas 9
Stanza Lengths 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 3
Lines Amount 35
Letters per line (avg) 26
Words per line (avg) 5
Letters per stanza (avg) 103
Words per stanza (avg) 21

About this poem

Men fought beside women for over 20 years until women achieved equality in the mid-1990s. Now men are in a subservient position, women aren't helping us fight for equality!

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Written on July 03, 2021

Submitted by PHIL_ROBERTS on July 03, 2021

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Phil Roberts

I turn 65 on the 31st of January 2022. I love cats, rock music, and horror fiction and poetry more…

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