Analysis of LAZY, LAZY CYBER KIDS
Lazy, lazy high school kids
Post their homework on the Net,
So we suckers will do it for them
Just how lazy can you get?
In most cases, it takes one minute
To find the answers on a Google Search,
Still, the kids are far too lazy
Homework leaves them in a lurch.
Lazy, lazy cyber brats
Far too lazy for any work,
They'll spent their lives on unemployment
Because they are all brain-dead burkes.
Lazy, lazy cyber kids
Without the gumption to do research,
Seemingly without any gray-matter
Far too dumb to do a cyber search.
How did they ever get through preps?
How did they make it to high school?
Even if they somehow graduate
They won't get jobs, because they're fools.
Lazy, lazy high school kids
Never had to use a library book,
They only need the Net for research
Even then they're far too lazy to look.
Lazy kids without a future
Far too brainless for any kind of work,
When they have to post their homework
Far too lazy to do a simple search!
THE END
© Copyright 2021, Philip Roberts
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Scheme | Abxb cdxd xexx adfd axcx Agdg feed xxx |
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Poetic Form | |
Metre | 1010111 111101 111011111 1110111 011011110 1101010101 10111110 111001 1010101 11101101 11111010 01111111 1010101 010101101 1000110110 111110101 11110111 11111111 10111100 11110111 1010111 101110101 110101101 1011111011 10101010 1110110111 1111111 1110110101 01 101010 100100010 |
Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 990 |
Words | 189 |
Sentences | 10 |
Stanzas | 8 |
Stanza Lengths | 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 3 |
Lines Amount | 31 |
Letters per line (avg) | 26 |
Words per line (avg) | 6 |
Letters per stanza (avg) | 100 |
Words per stanza (avg) | 24 |
About this poem
As a school kid I had to spend endless hours poring through text books to find the answers to homework questions. Today kids have the Internet to find answers in seconds. Yet some kids are so lazy they post their homework on the Net so that others can do it for them.
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Written on March 11, 2009
Submitted by PHIL_ROBERTS on August 26, 2021
Modified on March 05, 2023
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