Analysis of Valet Farting

I watched her lift her leg and fart
and said that must be age and heart
But wondered why she needed help
when all that gas was power felt

And thought her sick for just the cause
and yelled at her for what it was
And said I saw her let it go
and wondered if you're nuts or so

And she would blush and say a thing
like so you saw me what's the ding
And I would say I've never seen
a woman fart and carry swing

For what I knew as just a kid
was fart real loud and not with lid
So helping hands would never lift
what ass to all was border'd gift