Analysis of Confessions of a potential wife beater
CONFESSIONS OF A POTENTIAL WIFE BEATER.
I think I ought to beat my wife
No, I don’t mean every week
Please don’t think me vicious
I assure you, I’m no freak.
Lots of husbands have this problem
From Paisley down to Penge
So this time I’m determined
To whip up my revenge.
We’ve been married nearly sixty years
And we make an ideal team
But if I could whack her now and then
It would fulfill my dream.
She knows she has it coming
I’ve threatened her for years
But unless I play my cards right
This could all end in tears.
So I’ll set it up for Saturday
After we’ve enjoyed the pasta
I’ll get her on the table
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And thrash her at CANASTA.
Alan Parry-Booth............27th November 2015
Scheme | A XBXB XCXC DEXE XDXX XFX F A |
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Poetic Form | |
Metre | 01010010110 11111111 11111001 111110 1011111 11101110 110111 1111010 111101 111010101 0111011 111110101 110111 1111110 110011 10111111 111101 111111100 10101010 1101010 1 1 1 1 0101010 1010111010 |
Closest metre | Iambic trimeter |
Characters | 681 |
Words | 134 |
Sentences | 8 |
Stanzas | 8 |
Stanza Lengths | 1, 4, 4, 4, 4, 7, 1, 1 |
Lines Amount | 26 |
Letters per line (avg) | 20 |
Words per line (avg) | 5 |
Letters per stanza (avg) | 65 |
Words per stanza (avg) | 17 |
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Submitted on November 27, 2015
Modified on March 14, 2023
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