Phutiles

Bill Strohecker 1970 (Montgomeryville)

Ode


Phutiles
See the Phutiles
Watch them lose the way they always do

From the
Windy City
Comes  a team we love to boo

Let's ride
With the family down the street
To see
The club everybody loves to beat

When you're
Watching Phutiles
See a sad team
A make you mad team
You'll see a bad ball team

About this poem

For those who celebrated the 10,000th or even the 11,000th loss by the Philadelphia Phillies honoring them as the losingest team in sport history

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Written on July 15, 2007

Submitted on October 15, 2021

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme AAB CCB XDAD XAEEE
Closest metre Iambic dimeter
Characters 276
Words 58
Stanzas 4
Stanza Lengths 3, 3, 4, 5

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