Analysis of Say pooh! to a poo that refuses to pull!

GIDRAF MWANGI 1992 (Murang'a)



Do you suffer sometimes from constipation?
From an obstinate poo that refuses to pull?
From a real urge that refuses to budge?
Don't sweat it! Here's the answer!

Stretch out your right arm outwards from the elbow
Both if you are suffering severe constipation
Splay your fingers to the limit
Then start folding them to a fist in slow motion

And lo and behold! The secret magic key!
To a sphincter lock that refuses to unlock!
If one magical release is not enough
You can repeat the process to your satisfaction!

And say pooh! to a poo that refuses to pull!


Scheme ABXX XAXA XXXA B
Poetic Form
Metre 1110011010 111001101011 1011101011 1111010 1111110101 111110001010 11101010 111011010110 01001010101 10111010101 11100011101 11010111010 011101101011
Closest metre Iambic hexameter
Characters 558
Words 111
Sentences 11
Stanzas 4
Stanza Lengths 4, 4, 4, 1
Lines Amount 13
Letters per line (avg) 34
Words per line (avg) 8
Letters per stanza (avg) 111
Words per stanza (avg) 25

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Submitted by GIDRAF on December 28, 2022

Modified on March 05, 2023

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