Analysis of Mr. Pickles the Spider on a Mission

Hello, I'm Mr. Pickles the Spider.
I love to drink sweet apple cider.
As you see I have six legs & two arms,
I love to scare girls with my spider charms.

See, there is this cute girl, her name is Heidi.
She loves to wear these cute, yellow panties with a see-through nightie.
Every night I sneakily watch her get undressed for bed.
If she knew, she'd get someone to kill me, and I'd be dead!

I wait and wait until she's fast asleep,
Then slide down my web, like a little creep.
I plop myself upon her bed, which smells so good,
I could easily stay here all night, if I could.

I'm on this mission to tickle her cute little nose.
Oh no, she just moved! I just froze.
Her mouth opened wide, with teeth pearly white,
For if I fell in, I can't knit a kite to take flight.

I think I'll stick to a tickling her sexy nose,
At least it twitches so cute, as it's, suppose.
God, forbid she wake, you'd hear such a scream...
It surely wouldn't be from a bad ole dream.

Heidi hates spiders, due to a bite she once got.
From my relative, Green Olive, that snot!
He ruins many things in so many ways.
If you knew, your mind would be in a haze.

Well, I think I tickled more than I should,
I better git while the gitterns good.
Pickles must move quickly, Heidi's rubbing her nose,
Before she finds out that I was visiting, my cute, Heidi Rose.