The New Jerk Times

So label from
Website
No want to
Let me call
The NYT
The New Jerk Times...
But why?
Who cares.
Do you?
I bet you don't give
A ....
A....
A.
A rat's turd
From his behind.
Neither does he
( the Rat ).
The rat is just
Ratting me out.  That's his job.
But the cat's job is to eat
The informant rat.
The one you don't give
A shit about.
Then Cat licks his lips, muzzle
And whiskers, too.
It's a sign of what a tasty meal
An informant rat
Can make.
How about that?