Scam Alert

I need to warn you about a scam going around.
It’s going on at every grocery store in town.
As you load your car with your grocery bags,
2 college girls show up with Windex and rags.
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They’ll press their breasts up against the glass.
The shorts they’re wearing show off their ass.
When you ask them how much that will be.
They say no charge, just a ride to Mickey D’s.
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While you drive, they are kissing, then you know,
they begin to undress, taking off their clothes.
One comes up front to perform oral sex on you.
The other steals your wallet, what’s a man to do?
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Last week I had 8 wallets stolen, this week, it’s four.
I’m heading to the dollar store to buy 5 wallets more.