The Foot-Hill Resort
Assembled in the parlor
Of the place of last resort,
The smiler and the snarler
And the guests of every sort
The elocution chap
With rhetoric on tap;
The mimic and the funny dog;
The social sponge; the money-hog;
Vulgarian and dude;
And the prude;
The adiposing dame
With pimply face aflame;
The kitten-playful virgin
Vergin' on to fifty years;
The solemn-looking sturgeon
Of a firm of auctioneers;
The widower flirtatious;
The widow all too gracious;
The man with a proboscis and a sepulcher beneath.
One assassin picks the banjo, and another picks his teeth.
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Submitted on May 13, 2011
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Scheme | ABABCCDEFFGGHIHIJJKK |
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Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 549 |
Words | 97 |
Stanzas | 1 |
Stanza Lengths | 20 |
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