Ode to Fangus McMangus Figaro Fuman Fang, the Funky Fluff-Meister

There's a new kitty in town He's a tuxedo cat and his whiskers point down
His claws are so sharp they'll pierce thru your skin
He's killed two birds to the neighbor's chagrin
Fuman Fang, Fuman Fang! You're a force to be reckoned with
Fuman Fang!
This new kitty in town, he'll come when you call him- he leaps and he bounds
He'll hide in the drawers to surprise you (meow)
He'll grab on your leg and hold on  (ow ow ow)
Fuman Fang, Fuman Fang! You're a force to be reckoned with Fuman Fang!
  He wakes me up in the morning with one claw out on his paw
  His purr is very alluring but he wakes me up at dawn every morning.  . .
The prettiest kitty in town He's black and he's white and his whiskers point down
He's playful and sweet and he keeps himself neat
He might cough up a hairball or beg for a treat
Fuman Fang, Fuman Fang, You're a force to be reckoned with Fuman Fang