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Snail Snot

TEKEL TEKEL

Scotty Scotty Scotty, what's in your Stinking Sack*?
Is it Snail Snot oh Scotty? For your noonday Snack
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Is it Succulent oh Scotty? And enough to feed a Farce
Will it make a Turd? When you blow it out your Arse
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But most of all oh Scotty, is it Sanctified?
Is it Holy Holy? And is it Deified?
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Will you take it to the Conference? So you can feed the Toads
They will be so Edified! All of Rhoades's Stinking Toads!

* A Rant & Rave on Panama City's Craigslist:
" Scotty's Sanctified Sack of Succulent Snail Snot©"
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Submitted on August 21, 2014

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Scheme AA BB CC DD CC
Closest metre Iambic pentameter
Characters 503
Words 101
Stanzas 2
Stanza Lengths 11, 2
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