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The shirtless jogger

Milton

I stopped taking shirtless picks
it got me nowhere with the chicks

In the bathroom I locked the door
in the mirror I flexed some more

I jogged everyday shirtless
just to come home feeling worthless

I woke up early for the run
to snap a picture of what I've done

Hours wasted in the mirror
attention elsewhere, personality bare

chiseled six pack gone in a day
eternal loneliness is here to stay
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Submitted on May 01, 2011

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme AA BB AX CC XX DD
Closest metre Iambic tetrameter
Characters 382
Words 73
Stanzas 6
Stanza Lengths 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2
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Milton

Poems....are what keeps me going.... Poems are what stops me....My name is Milton...I am young My name is Milton...I am Naive My name is Milton...Doesn't matter... What I say..How I say it...My name is Milton...I thank you for letting me share my burden with you...But I must Warn you...My name is Milton... more…

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