Analysis of Please Mr.?

Please can you leave, said the man to the tree, but the tree stood still like it had done for years. Please Mr Tree, you're blocking the view, of the sea which tree could see bright & blue. No pleasantries so I'll go n get my axe, non stop choppin' is what caused his collapse. That's it mayn I'll get my chainsaw, but it buzzed so loud that it made his brain sore. That's when she burst out running,his daughter. With a tall fresh glass of fresh spring water. But she tripped up it tipped aqua lover the roots. That's when the tree grew leaves then moved.