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Premarital consortium
a risk of which shouldn't
be flawed, they wish him
perfect, to speak him Godly
a world where conservation
He tilts his hat to compliment
He greets and kisses the Missus'
He told her he'd be married soon
So could he get in those brittezes
The other he wish to knock that off
Before his bride took his side
He asked a gentlemen was he a
Down low bro, did he wanna meet
him outside.
He ranked sorted meat in review
And gave his date a taste
In lieu of napkins he'd lick crumbs
from there face
He'd retrieve phone numbers from
his boot and loudly make the call
He'd say things like it's me and you
baby, let me get in those drawls!

Fish and tater consupmay
Or crab and yucca root
Tarter sauce on e'ry thang
No ties a custom made suit!
Grand Marnier or he'd pronounce
Excuse me if I messed it up
Ya'll know I'm from the south!