OH NO!!! THE HOLIDAYS WERE ROBBED!!!!
Christmas was Robbed!!
Leprechaun stoled Christmas!!
but Not the grinch 'NO!!'
but the Leprechaun!! 'YES!!'
Cos, the grinch stoled his gold,
He was uncanny, evil, bold.
It does seem kinda odd that
Kris Kringle just got Robbed.
The Easter Bunny got
Robbed from Cupid but
come on now that's really stupid.
Cupid took over Easter, so in revenge,
The Easter bunny took Valentines and
brought it to an end!!
The Easter Bunny thought he and
Cupid were Friends
Because, to the Easter Bunny,
he thought the
Friendship would mend!!
Once again, the Leprechaun had
gotten Robbed 'Thrice!!!'
From our American Uncle
and that wasn't very nice.
Uncle Sam stoled his taxes,
his gold and Color green
now, that was wrong and
was downright mean.
Instead of Red, White and blue,
He saw the color green and
I mean like literally!!!
So, to get him back because
that wasn't cool,
month April stoled 3 colors
the Red, White and Blue,
Just to get him back and
to make him the April Fool.
Halloween stoled Thanksgiving and
the Turkey away
And told him:
you'll never see
A Day of Giving or your Turkey
Again!!
A Day of Giving was calm and
said that's alright!!
I have no beef with you,
you have one frightful night.
people are
Thankful like Everyday!!!
celebrating Thanksgiving
which falls on Thursday.
So, go away now because
you're such a fright,
Give back my Turkey and Thanksgiving
and to you have a Scary Fright!!!
On your one and only Night!!!
As you can see and
Holidays not mentioned,
they also agree!!
B.R.
Date: 12/22/2022
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Written on December 22, 2022
Submitted by belindar.65825 on December 22, 2022
Modified by belindar.65825 on June 19, 2024
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Closest metre | Iambic trimeter |
Characters | 1,551 |
Words | 329 |
Stanzas | 11 |
Stanza Lengths | 4, 4, 4, 7, 4, 4, 3, 6, 14, 8, 2 |
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