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Trickle-Down Political Bullshit Steve Dupere	Sad Sack Soros POTUS Turd Burger Congressional Numb Knuckle Judicial Sperm Spill Media Shit Stick Vermin ...	Rate it (5.00 / 2 votes)
Who is blind Valiantstar	A polished...	Rate it (5.00 / 1 vote)
19 Alexander Rosenkrantz	Worse than stepping on a...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Amber Turd James Wilson	got mad and she dropped a turd she dropped a turd right in the bed in the bed of the man she had wed the man she wed...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Approximate future Norbert Tasev	force to blow out the Universal flames of the Turd, the more desperate the world will...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Bird Luke Breen	Instead of a flying turd Or a drowning cheese curd Trying to come up for a breath of air Running like a hare Will get...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Extrapolation William Badinszky	We keep polishing that turd trying to make it shine It really seems that in this new internet age Humanity's preparing...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get out of your coffin more often Tim Owen	It said “Let me out, you...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
I'd like to speak to a manager EASN	One thing is for sure 2020 has been one big...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Justice For Johnny Muzz	wasn't just her surname that resembles a...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
MISS APPROPRIATION Hubbs	have your cake and eat, it's just you eating...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Mist of the white Ameena Beyah	like if a corpse rotted and then turned into a turd fog like the pool on Christmas when it gets empty but then people still jump in red as...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Next in line please EASN	LOL So absurd You naïve turd Death is overrated, or haven’t you...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Ode To My Car The Pinocchiø Poet	On your hood that bird left a...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Sibling K.V Srikanth	Uncensored words Treating me like a turd Questioned my emotions Lack of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Snail Snot TEKEL TEKEL	And enough to feed a Farce Will it make a...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
The good fight Valiantstar	Not found in the media Polishing up a...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
The New Robert loughran	the latest polished...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
The New Jerk Times Nobody Nose	A rat's turd From his...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
This is the way it is Troy Kaneer	But there are times when you must call a turd a...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
White mist fog grass Ameena Beyah	like if a corpse rotted and then turned into a turd fog like the pool on Christmas when it gets empty but then people still jump in red as...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
yes sir, right away ma'am John Jessup Kennan	am the turd in your punchbowl i am the burlesque...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)

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