AMAZON DELIVERY



I ordered a prostitute from the internet
Delivered herself through the backdoor of the truck
Looks like the driver tampered with the strumpet
Buying secondhand products is bad luck

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Written on October 30, 2021

Submitted by jb809499 on October 30, 2021

Modified on April 08, 2023

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Scheme ABAB
Closest metre Iambic hexameter
Characters 177
Words 29
Stanzas 1
Stanza Lengths 4

Jesus Betancourt

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